I'm So Sick of Mike Adams' Racism and Bullshit

After my several week long hiatus on writing about the Health Ranger, today I decided to peruse several of the most recent articles he has written.  Recently he has been on a political kick, writing about things like the election, Black Lives Matter, and of course the ever coming collapse of America.  Over the years, and certainly in this election cycle, the Trump supporting megalomaniac Mike Adams has become increasingly caustic and racist.  In one of his most recent about how apparently we are in the middle of a race war he babbles about how BLM is really a black terror group and the race war Obama has been planning for years is finally upon us.  Of course Mike Adams doesn't miss an opportunity for product placement!!  He conveniently links his reader to an online gun store Bud's Gun Shop, so you too can shoot people in the pelvis just as Mike describes in the article.  One of his more sickening quotes is this,

"Remember, much of today's violence is being carried out by racist, angry, bigoted HATE MOBS, 

not just individuals. This means you will likely need to reload. Don't get caught with only one 

magazine in your gun. Like I always say in my tactical handgun classes, if they ever find me beat to 

death by an angry mob, there are going to be shell casings and empty magazines (and lots of dead m--

-er f---ers) all over the place"

Of course I have come to expect this type of sick and twisted bullshit from naturalnews, but the sheer hypocrisy of it is most striking.  This is the type of person that wants to highlight small groups of people that mainstream Black Lives Matter supporters would definitely condemn , and characterize that as the entire movement.  Meanwhile, back in the fortress of solitude, anytime a gun nut shoots someone, or a school, or a church, they are in no way characteristic of the mainstream gun owners in society.

You also get the sense throughout that he had to go back through after he wrote this and change all of the places where it blames black lives matter protesters, where before it probably just said black people.

I myself own a shotgun that I use for shooting clays.  It's entertaining and I enjoy it.  I'm no gun nut, but it is legal and I know my gun is safely locked away.  I know many other gun owners and the majority of them are just normal people that either hunt or target shoot for fun, but the audience Mike Adams appeals too is the type of person that is foaming at the mouth just hoping they someday get the chance to shoot somebody (a black somebody in most cases).  Neither the rioters who claim to be affiliated with BLM, or the murderers who commit mass atrocities are representative of their respective groups, but the Health Ranger would have you believe that at this moment the streets are filled with roving bands of racist black thugs, just waiting to see a white person so they can kill them.  I know there isn't much rebuttal in this post, but I am simply drained from having to read David Duke's fever dream channeled through the dripping conspiracy sponge that is Mike Adams.   There is only one way I can end this post because I am just too frustrated to think right now

Fuck You Mike Adams You Racist Delusional Piece Of Human Garbage.  

A MASSIVE Leap for logical fallacy

My favorite whipping boy Mike Adams never fails to present me with countless articles and you tube videos every single day, all ripe for the picking with juicy low-hanging fruit of absolute stupidity.  I was absolutely overjoyed when I saw an article that Mike himself wrote with the wonderful headline "Leaked DNC emails prove once and for all that the conspiracy theorists were RIGHT all along".  I just knew that this one would be golden, and it did not disappoint.  The article starts of with the perfect line:

"To anyone who has ever been called a "conspiracy theorist," the world owes you a massive apology"

Well i'm getting ready to apologize Mike, what have you got for me?


"The only thing that makes this conspiracy any different than all the other true conspiracies 

happening right now is that they got caught."

The premise? Because this really happened and it was technically a conspiracy all conspiracies must be true.  From there Mike goes into a diatribe about the Russian explanation being an excuse and 


"democrats are corrupt criminals who are willing to sell anything to the Russians (as long as the 

donation fee is high enough to the Clinton Foundation)."

I have to admit that when I read the majority of the article I imagined Adams speaking incredibly fast like a rambling maniac, which actually made it sound much more logical.  

Rest assured, little Mikey has much more absurdity to come, and i will be there to laugh my ass off while I read it.  But for now, I'm not going to apologize.

Mike, you are a conspiracy theorist, and beyond that, also a conspiracy nut, and you are disastrously wrong about almost everything you believe.  

The "Big" Enemy

It seems to have become a cliche to call any large industry or powerful group the "big".  Whether it be Big Pharma, Big oil, Big Data, Big Government and on and on.  There are very legitimate reasons to criticize the various "bigs" but more often than not you hear it from the nuts over at the conspiracy theory water cooler.  I wanted to write this short post because I recently saw one on my favorite nutbag garbage heap Naturalnews.com that literally made me spit out my sandwich onto my keyboard in laughter.  Ladies and Gentlemen and all in other, may I present you Big Bread.  The point of this pile of monkey feces thrown at a computer screen is actually about Monsanto and Glyphosphate, a recent favorite of Mikey Adams and his crew of trolls, but it amused me that instead of the usual anti GMO rhetoric and Monsanto bashing, the headline goes straight to Big Bread.  I think the staff writer that wrote this piece may have actually had a sense of humor.  Of course my fervent hope is that someday we will find out that Natural News is actually a satire site operated by The Onion.

Mike Adams "The Health Ranger" Goes Full Retard

Now, for any of you shocked or upset by my use of the word retard in the title, let me say right out that i am using it for a very specific purpose.  I am an advocate of the Autistic community and would never dream of calling a handicapped child that word.  My point is that Mike Adams (whose name I hesitate even to capitalize) seems to have found his new favorite word.  The point is to show the hypocrisy of a man who claims to be an advocate for the mentally handicapped, but is really merely a delusional bigot who makes millions selling supplements to the brainwashed masses that peruse his many web sites.

On July 14th my personal Darth Vader  wrote and published an article on his stream of drivel web page Naturalnews.com entitled "Black Lives Matter Protesters Go Full Retard".  In the article I counted over ten uses of the word "retard" in a derogatory manner interspersed by what can only be described as the wet dream ramblings of David Duke with a touch of Joe Arpaio.  The article is nothing but a self righteous, racist distortion of a comment made by a few deluded members of Black lives Matter.  Of course Adams acts as though it is the point of the entire movement.  I'll give you a small sample so you don't have to go to his smut site and give him advertising revenue.  Adams writes, 
          
                  "If it wasn't for the cops' presence on the streets of America, every single U.S. city 

would almost instantly collapse into a gang banger free-for-all that begins with the mass raping 

and murdering of the very same pathetic white people who are now supporting Black Lives 

Matter protests. Hint to the Retard Coalition: Many of those criminal black lives would love 

nothing more than for the police to be stripped of the right to use force. It's every criminal's 

greatest fantasy to be able to carry out all their crimes with no opposition from police"


I have long suspected that Mike Adams had more than a few screws loose, and this sort of thing only reinforces that belief.  For someone who made millions founding a company that helps get spam email into your inbox (thats right, he made spam email software), one would hope Mike was a better writer too, but unfortunately he comes across as the dumb kid in class who just yells over everyone when he isn't taken seriously.  When I started writing this blog I first did a quick search of Naturalnews.com to find the article I had read about a week earlier.  Rather surprisingly, when I searched for the word "retard" 14 pages of results showed up on the natural news search page.  To be entirely honest many of them are the verb form of the word used in various legitimate contexts, however on the first three pages alone I counted 6 articles that used it in the derogatory manner to refer to someone or some group (not counting the many times the search returns were repeats or referenced each other).  I can't fault Adams for having strong opinion, as i too have a very strong opinion that he is an asshole, but the hatred and idiocy he spews are dangerous because he has many many followers.